Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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