I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
two words: eviction party
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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