I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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