Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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