i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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