have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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