U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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