butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
