Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
