Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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