so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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