ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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