Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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