It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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