You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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