I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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