You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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