Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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