If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
BRING THE BAGELS
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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