Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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