i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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