when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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