I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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