I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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