I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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