Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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