is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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