Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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