You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
