my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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