I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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