is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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