so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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