we have officially lost it.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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