I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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