he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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