What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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