On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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