Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize