So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Acid is not a monday night drug
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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