can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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