I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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