Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Randomize
