so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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