operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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