dude i'm inner monologue high
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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