The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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