I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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