I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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