yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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