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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
So. Much. Porn.
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