You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
He kissed a someone with a penis
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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