There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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