I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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