Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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