I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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