we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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