Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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