I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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