Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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