waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize