If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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