didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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