he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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