Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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